Episode 4

Episode 4 : worse deadly sneak dark-sided conspiracy attack from the insect leaders vibrating anus unexplained vomiting and continuous proselytization.

_EVERYTHING HAS DARK-SIDED_

a storm are speaking to me their secrets "…when high pressure And low pressure masses of air come in contact with one another the warmer air rises, and the cooler air falls. They swirl in and around one another, creating the beginnings of the storm."

traveling to the rainforest . my hope is to burn out the [m]RA thus disintegrating its bandwidth blindfold that keeps me in holographically suspended annihilation confinement and allow me to penetrate the outside world. and the plan is working.  

the [m]RA is overloading— reality frays at the seams . the landscape is replaced by a cheap 2D interface to compensate for the computational load of trying to come up with new scenery on demand. my decisions are now reduced to a list list of possible actions and responses— 

My dealing with the insect leaders have proved beneficial—after i stumbled onto their hive colonies they told to me the location of various ancient temples which may hold clues to unraveling the MYSTERY of my the neighbors, Dimension XXX, the [mega] Reality Accelerator, and subsequent to the [m]RA; the mystery of myself myself. Fascinating creatures to say the least— the insects— they communicated this information to me in a modified binary code language consisting of a series of stings and bites.

I arrive at my destination. Strange hieroglyphs adorn the facing wall . the [m]RA deciphers the incomprehensible gibberish into a language i can understand: "WAL-MOAR"

i retrieve my COMBAT READY BIBLE from my inventory bar and combine it with the INDIGENOUS HOPI PROPHECY GLANDS i acquired from my last LEVEL-UP to create a MEKA-KRIST POWER ARMOR able to withstand +110 PAGAN ATTACK with bonuses to my MORALITY METER. 

I head NORTH towards the ENTRANCE… i activate some kind of PRESSURE PLATE and an opening appears. A cool blast of air and strange music come from beyond the opening… what sorcery *is* this???

I proceed with caution…

Signed,

"Canyon of Hate"